A secondary school teacher reminds her
class of tomorrow’s final exam; “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for
you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious
personal injury or illness, or death in your immediate family, but that’s it,
no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart Alec in the back of the room
raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is
reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
knowingly at the student, shakes her head sweetly and says “Well, I guess you
would have to write the exam with your other hand.”
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